Cat Quotes - What's Been Said About Cats.

Cat Quotes From The Famous.

Many famous personalities of yesterday and today were or are, fans of cats. Many have made telling comments about the beloved house cat.

Here you will find cat quotations from the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Dan Greenberg, William Shakespeare, W.C. Fields, Pam Brown, Albert Einstein, Charles Dickens, Susan Easterly, James Thurber and many others.

Funny Cat Quotes.
Mark Twain Cat Quotations.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax murderer. - Paula Poundstone.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill.

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.- Lillian Johnson.

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Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. - Dan Greenburg.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, What's in it for me? - Lewis Grizzard.

How you behave toward cats here below will determine your status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein.

Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. - Stephen Baker.

The smart cat doesn't let on that he is. - H.G. Frommer.

There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.- Robert A. Heinlein.

Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat? - Robert Stearns.

If I tried to tell you how much I love my cats, you wouldn't believe me - unless your heart is also meow-shaped and covered in stray fur.Lexie Saige

People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. - Susan Easterly.

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it. - Robert A. Heinlein.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln.

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. - John Weitz.

People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. - Deborah A. Edwards.

Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration - and get between you and it. - Arthur Bridges.

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. - Louis J. Camuti.

The trouble with adopting a cat is that they always have kittens. - Robert A. Heinlein.

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It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom. - Robley Wilson, Jr.

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream. - William Shakespeare.

He swings from the chandelier, he paws my peanut butter, and he knocks over my drink in the most unfortunate places in the house - but I still love him like crazy. It's like a hairball in my heart. - Audra Foveo-Alba.

If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. - Arthur Weigall.

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. - Martin Buxbaum.

If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him. - Drew Barrymore.

The cat is above all things, a dramatist. - Margaret Benson.

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick.

Cats are successful underachievers. They only need to purr in order to get free food and TLC. What other creature can lay around the house doing nothing beyond purring, and still get free food and TLC? - Jim Aites.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer.

You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners. - Henry Swanson.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine.

Could the purr be anything but contemplative? - Irving Townsend.

What greater gift than the love of a cat? - Charles Dickens.

If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr. - Barbara L. Diamond.

Cat - A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle. - Ambrose Bierce.

One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home. - Pam Brown.

Cats are mysterious folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. - Sir Walter Scott.

A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand. - Vakaoka Genrin.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. - Joseph Wood Krutch.

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo da Vinci.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Ben Franklin.

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense. - Jane Pauley.

The mice which helplessly finds themselves between the cats' teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifices. - Mahatma Gandhi.

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine.

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. - Leo Dworken.

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein.

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Funny Cat Quotes.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. - James Thurber.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. - Will Rogers.

The cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do. - Bill Alder.

I gave my cat a bath the other day, they love it. He just sat there and enjoyed it. It was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that ... - Steve Martin

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Little wonder that there are so many cat quotes, cats are so inspiring.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein.

Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously. - Louis J. Camuti.

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. - Pam Brown.

Cat - A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings. - Oliver Herford

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. - Hank Ketchum.

Mark Twain Cat Quotes.

Mark Twain adored cats and they feature heavily in his writings. Many of his cat quotes are taken from his stories.

As a young boy he lived in a house with nineteen cats. When an adult he always ensured he had at least a couple of cats, he liked to give them unusual names such as - Blather, Buffalo Bill, Pestilence, Fraulein, Sourmash and Beelzebub.

Famous Mark Twain Cat Quotes.

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat."

“Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.”

“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”

“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”

“I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.”

“If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward - you will never get her full confidence again.”

“When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.”

“A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.”

“If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”

“We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore, either.”

Famous Mark Twain Cat Quotes.

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