Dummy!
by Cammie
(California)
When I was young I had a back cat and her name was Dummy. It wasn't being mean- sort of... That was the only name she would respond to and she was fairly dumb.
She would do the craziest things! one time my mom was making steak and had the broiler open. She put one steak in then went to get the other and Dummy jumped in the broiler and jumped out with the steak in her mouth and her tail on fire! I loved that cat!