LADIES MAN

by LENNY WOODS
(MARYLAND)

This is my youngest son, Tommy. My wife and I failed to inform him when he was a baby that he is a cat. We have 5 other cats and his enjoyment of each and every day is to chase and torture the others which are females.

As a baby, we started dressing Tommy up in a sweater when we took him out. Now, every time we go out, he gets dressed. He likes showers, getting his head hair wet and combed every morning and he also let's my wife (mom) brush his teeth.

We raised 6 human children and Tommy is the same way that my human son was. Somehow, we need to break it to him that he is not human.... Oh, well, anyway you look at it...he is still my son.

Oh, I forgot to mention that he was found in a dumpster as a little baby and we accepted him into our home. Actually, all the others plus 2 dogs were rescued and became a part of our family. Thank you for your time.