My Dear Kitty Cat; Pluto.

by Flippy Eap

I had many cats, but Pluto's always been my favorite. He was quite large for a cat, almost like a small dog. When I sat in the garden, Pluto would come up to me and lick my face, also like a dog. But Pluto was a cat. I used to think he was a cross and possibly possessed dog genes, but no, I discovered he was actually just a weird cat.

I was never sure if Pluto was a female or male. She/he had qualities of both. I loved my dear Pluto. My neighbors used to ask me why his name was Pluto. I said it was because I thought it was a dog. Pluto was white, brown, black, orange, and he had a weird spot of green. The vet never figured out why. He said Pluto was an extraordinary cat! I felt so special to have a cat who wasn't really a cat. I mean, of course he was a cat. But he wasn't too. He also loved horses. Which is why I took him there. But I stopped after one stepped on him. Pluto only had three legs after that incident. But no matter, he was still my lovable fluff ball. Pluto also really loved people.

I think he was a bit psychic or something. He could feel people's auras which is how he decided whether he liked them. His nose would twitch if he didn't like them and they'd have to get of his way. My Pluto's protected me from all kind of trouble I believe. Pluto also knew how to use a phone and the toilet! Well, he wasn't so good at using the toilet, but I put in a special kitty flush for him! It was adorable! He also knew how to dial 911. It saved my life when I fell and hit my head on my sink.

This is in memory of my dear Pluto, who I got mad at. Once to many. But then one day my neighbor from across the road hung him on a tree! OMG. I know right. It's eeeevil. But he bit him and it hurt. And it left a big fat scar. Though I thought this was no excuse to harm my dear Pluty baby. I think Pluto knew. He knew the neighbor killed him.

Mysteriously one day, my neighbor's house burned down. He died in the fire. And then, at his funeral. There was PLUTO!!!! DUN DUN DUN. That's what I thought too. Until I discovered it wasn't Pluto because it didn't have a green patch. So there's the story of my lovable fluffy multicolored cat who I love and miss very, very, very much. Please comment and offer your condolences.